rydain: Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect 3 (Kaidan)
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So last year I really got into Mass Effect. I finished the first game and made it through a bunch of the second before being distracted by novel brainstorming and my related marathon of The Wire. With the third game impending, I kept meaning to pick it back up. I was psyched to finish the story of Kira Shepard and her red beehive of mostly paragon no-bullshittery, especially due to developer promises of said story diverging with the choices I had made in the early games. The first two endings were limited to set up a trilogy. The third had no such constraints, and Bioware's creativity promised to knock it all out of the park.

I ran the other way from the script leak posted some months back. After certain rumors began to trickle in, and the vague hints only piqued my curiosity, I caved and spoiled myself for the details. Good news doesn't ruin much for me because a summary is nothing like the personal experience of gameplay. And if the news turned out to suck, I wanted to be forewarned.

Reactions incoming, yo.

Mass Effect 3 ending spoilers. You have been warned.

Mass Effect and its sequel are space opera with a few rough and gritty edges. Both allow Shepard to triumph against staggering odds, even to the point of bringing the entire crew back home alive from a suicide mission. Both focus on humanity finding its nascent place in an established intergalactic community, helping to win allies and settle long-running disputes. They also reveal the impending threat of the Reapers - sentient starships who built the interstellar fast travel relays to encourage organic life to advance and flourish, and who return periodically to harvest that life and absorb its DNA as fodder for their evolution.

By all reliable reports, Mass Effect 3 is a finely crafted and absorbing experience. Prior actions are reflected in pivotal events, and the player must make difficult choices between sides when there is no way for both to compromise. You travel the galaxy, earn cooperation, gather resources for impending war. You brace for the final battle, looking forward to a hard-fought victory and news of galactic reconstruction in the aftermath - and perhaps a slice of optimism shared with the characters that you got to know and love, and perhaps even date, throughout the game.

And then the ending railroads you into a deus ex machina button press between three different colors of grimdark turd.

You can blow up all synthetic life, including a sentient race of robots that you may have brokered peace with. You can take control of the Reapers. You can somehow zap every living organism into a synthetic/organic hybrid - don't ask me what ass that was pulled out of in a setting built on handwavable extrapolations of actual science. In all cases, you destroy the relays, reverting travel between star systems to a multi-decade haul - at best - in an era where it took a matter of days. You either die or turn into an Anakin kebab gasping for breath in the rubble. Your crew and love interest are marooned on Gilligan's Jurassic Jungle Planet without enough numbers to start even the most inbred of viable colonies. And did I mention that two are aliens incompatible with the sort of food that grows there?

This all flushes Mass Effect lore down the toilet alone with its focus and tone. The Reapers are explained to be controlled by AI representing someone who designed them to kill off organic races when they advanced too far and had potential to create a tech singularity by developing too-powerful AI. In other words, they are synthetics that kill organics to prevent organics from being killed by synthetics. Yes, you read that right. In addition to being asinine circular logic, this also invalidates the entire plot of Mass Effect, in which a Reaper needed to indoctrinate some help to let him into the core facility where this guiding AI resides. What a lousy Big Bad, unable to figure out how to leave the screen door open for expected guests.

Mass Effect 1 and 2 hooked me on the believable near-future thought of a thriving intergalactic community in which humanity was just beginning to find its place. 3 nukes it into a plothole-ridden mess of cold, bitter futility. Guess who's already writing a retcon?

"This story arc is coming to an end with this game. That means the endings can be a lot more different. At this point we’re taking into account so many decisions that you’ve made as a player and reflecting a lot of that stuff. It’s not even in any way like the traditional game endings, where you can say how many endings there are or whether you got ending A, B, or C."

Casey Hudson, Executive Director

"We wouldn’t do it any other way. How could you go through all three campaigns playing as your Shepard and then be forced into a bespoke ending that everyone gets? But I can’t say any more than that..."

Mike Gamble, Producer

Date: 17 March 2012 20:02 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kaedi
I literally can't explain how angry I am about the utter SHIT BioWare pulled out of their backsides with this fucking ending. After that garbage, the biggest trolling by them was the stupid dialogue box after my Shepard DIED saying "Shepard has become a legend by defeating the Reapers. You can continue play nao lol"

Why the shit would I want to continue knowing that I've killed everything in the damn galaxy after working for 3 years to save it? You know destroying synthetics destroys cybernetic-laden Shepard too? Oh lol the joy.

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